Can you BELIEVE this? The lady showed up here with these floppy things and put them on our heads! She said we were rein dears. This is just plain embarrassing! And it's not like there are even any reins involved. (Harley says reins are the straps that the lady holds on to when she sits on his back.) So there we were waiting for hay and next thing we knew, she was sticking these things on us and laughing. It is not funny. We are not dears.
She tried to put them on those horse mares' heads too, but the horse mares said "No way." She didn't have any carrots so the horse mares were not playing. So then she put the floppy things on top of the horse mares' hay feeder. which the horse mares didn't like either. But they checked them out anyway to see if they could eat them. (You can't eat them -- I checked.)
Can you BELIEVE this? The lady showed up here with these floppy things and put them on our heads! She said we were rein dears. This is just plain embarrassing! And it's not like there are even any reins involved. (Harley says reins are the straps that the lady holds on to when she sits on his back.) So there we were waiting for hay and next thing we knew, she was sticking these things on us and laughing. It is not funny. We are not dears. 
She tried to put them on those horse mares' heads too, but the horse mares said "No way." She didn't have any carrots so the horse mares were not playing. So then she put the floppy things on top of the horse mares' hay feeder. which the horse mares didn't like either. But they checked them out anyway to see if they could eat them. (You can't eat them -- I checked.)
